just got done eating mcdonald's finest breakfast i have ever partaken of ever everest ever, all is well in my stomach, at least for now, well, until the coffee sets in and i have to take the most humongous shit ever known to mankind. sipping out of the styrofoam death trap makes it all even better, the deathtrap that knows no end to its ugly and wastoid styled life, a life much like mine feels at this very moment after hanging out with its evil shade of white styrofoam for these minutes: i am waiting to go in to work, yes, weirdly, i have arrived early today to chase the dollar at the little restaurant. anticipation of chasing death got me out of bed early this morning, i really don't know why, but hey, i'll go with it. it gives me a chance to write with the wifi from my car in a downtown parking spot. lovely early and still cincinnati.
i watched a ton of television yesterday. a fucking ton. mass. it's weird too, i usually don't do such things on my days off. i have errands to do, people to do or people to see, shit to get accomplished. but yesterday there was not a damm thing for my unproductive ass to do. i did end up actually going out of the house, but only for about an hour or so. it was with my friend sarah, she wanted to g o to plato's closet and try to sell some of our cklothing that we don't wear anymore. they didn't want any of my shit, which was surprising, since all my shit is awesome. i just didn't understand... but back to the point of me and the amount of television i watched yesterday: yes, it was a lot. this is due to the fact that i actually have cable now. i enjoy it still, the novelty phase has not worn off yet surprisingly. there was an hour filled of laughter from 'in living color,' that show is one of the funniest shows i have ever seen; i love the style and the way it tackled societal racial issues. fuckin funny as hell, laughing out loud. ....homie don't play that?!?!? are you fuckin for real Damon Waynes? he plays some lame ass house husband now on some disney television show, complete with a background laugh track. minus societal racial issues. my daughter loves the hell out of that Disney show, though. there are some funny things that happen, yes, but goodness. goodness. bring back homie the clown, handy man, and the homeless dude that carried a jar of his piss with a pickle inside of it. fuck! that shit makes me laugh out loud right now as i write. the characters those brothers came up with on that show, along with jim carrey and kelly coffield park... wow. fuckin genius. and of course, the fly girls. fuck yea.
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